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Issue
7
I Want To Use Steroids!
By
Jason Meuller
I have often
been accused of being pro-steroid. Unfortunately, anabolic steroids
belong to a long list of subjects that our society has forbidden
any kind of intelligent discussion. It's impossible to criticize
a homosexual without being labeled a homophobe. You can't discuss
the possible merits of drug legalization because you are immediately
branded a radical. Why in the world would someone want to defend
the use of anabolic steroids, which have been clearly demonstrated
to be killer drugs and the scourge of modern athletics?
I'm considered
somewhat of a steroid guru. As such, the vast majority of questions
I get asked on a daily basis deal with the use of these drugs. One
of the most disturbing aspects of my job is all of the emails I
read from people with an interest in using steroids who have absolutely
know idea of what they are getting themselves into. If I had to
quantify it, I would say 9 out of 10 people who write me have no
business considering the use of steroids.
I'm not concerned
with the reasons why a person wants to use these drugs. Quite frankly,
I'd be the biggest hypocrite on the planet if I said it were ok
to use steroids for competitive bodybuilding but not to better your
self-esteem. As long as these drugs are being used for the sole
purpose of physique enhancement, the motivation to use steroids
is the same. These drugs will take your body past a point you could
ever achieve naturally. So, if I'm not concerned with why someone
wants to take steroids, what does concern me? Glad you asked. Let's
begin.
REASON #1
A Total Lack of any Kind of Basic Knowledge of Anabolic Steroids
I'm always amazed
at the cavalier attitude many people exhibit about their steroid
use. I can't tell you the number of times I've received an email
from someone who's just started their first cycle and wants to know
how effective the drugs are. Hello? Isn't this putting the cart
before the horse? You've already taken your shots, swallowed the
pills, and now you're writing to me wanting to know if you're using
an effective stack? Sorry, you're a little too late.
The Internet
is an amazing tool that allows virtually unlimited research on just
about every topic you can possibly think of. Obviously anyone who
can send me an email also has access to the Internet. So why do
I get asked asinine questions like this time and time again? At
the end of this article I'll list several free online resources
where individuals can get very good, unbiased knowledge about anabolic
steroids.
If you don't
have access to the Internet, there are a plethora of books available
on the subject of anabolic steroids. Several that come to mind are
the World Anabolic Review, the Underground Steroid Handbooks 1 &
II, Performance Enhancement with an Edge, and the Anabolic Reference
Guide. Any one of these publications would impart enough information
to the reader that they could make an informed, educated decision
about steroid use, rather than simply jumping into the fray totally
blind.
Steroids are
certainly not the killer drugs our government and mass media has
portrayed them to be. At the same time, there can be very serious
consequences, both medically and legally, with their use. I could
never swallow a pill or inject myself with a drug without knowing
all of the possible ramifications of doing so, yet I sometimes wonder
if my attitude is representative of an ever-shrinking minority.
REASON #2
Anabolic Steroids are Illegal Without a Prescription
I often wonder
if this fact is lost upon people who use these drugs. The brazenness
I see exhibited by people about their use is quite astonishing.
Steroid users tend to associate with other steroid users. Every
gym tends to have its "juiceheads" that all seem to run in the same
circle. The Internet provides a comfortable haven for those to choose
to use anabolic steroids, there are a variety of bodybuilding boards
where athletes openly discuss their use of steroids and get advice
from their peers. These groups tend to perpetuate the notion that
steroids are somehow viewed differently by the criminal justice
system.
I must admit
that most local police officers do tend to view steroid use as a
victimless crime. However, if you manage to attract the attention
of law enforcement at the federal level, say by having steroids
imported to you, things are entirely different. Agents of the DEA,
DOJ, Customs, and other federal agencies view anabolic steroids
in the same dim light as most recreational drugs. Once you enter
the system, you tend to find that most judges and prosecutors share
this same attitude.
I've been through
the system because of steroids, and know a lot of other people who've
been in my same situation. Judges and prosecutors have no mercy
with steroid users. Steroid users are viewed as cheaters, bullies,
people who prey on the weak of society. When I was facing charges
of steroid trafficking back in 1996, the judge on my case made a
comment that she thought steroids were worse than heroin. Needless
to say, my ass puckered a bit after hearing this. I've heard enough
anecdotal reports from associates and readers to know that once
your caught, the consequences are not pleasant.
Certainly steroid
use and steroid trafficking are viewed as different ends of the
same spectrum. Most steroid users busted on simple possession charges
will find themselves on probation, probably having to simply pay
a fine and submit to drug testing for a short period of time. Trafficking
carries much harsher consequences. Here's the catch. A lot of drugs
have set amounts that clearly define what is considered personal
use and what is considered dealer quantities. Steroids are not defined
in such a manner. Therefore, while you may get busted with what
would clearly only be enough for personal use to those with even
a rudimentary knowledge of anabolic steroids, the DA probably not
going to fall into this category of people. While most prosecutors
are very familiar with all manner of recreational drugs, anabolic
steroid cases are rarely seen in most jurisdictions. Most public
defenders or criminal defense attorneys know nothing about these
drugs. So, the most knowledgeable party in the entire case is often
you, the defendant. How much credibility do you think you'll have
in your attempt to prove your stash was for personal use when your
supporting documentation is the World Anabolic Review or Anabolic
Reference Guide? About a year ago I tried to help an associate of
mine prove that his positive drug test was a result of pro-hormone
use. Although I sent him to court with a plethora of scientific
references proving his position, both the prosecuting attorney and
judge took the position that he was attempting to dazzle them with
bullshit. He's now finishing his last months in prison as a result
of his positive test due to prohormones.
REASON #3
Anabolic Steroids are Very Psychologically Addictive
What kind of
psychobabble is this? Quite simply, once you start using steroids,
you won't want to stop. Anabolic steroids take your body to a level
you can never achieve naturally, and once that line is crossed,
it's very hard to ever train clean again.
I must have
weighed around 230-235 lbs when I first started using steroids.
I'd been stuck at this weight for a very long time. No matter how
I ate, or how hard I trained, I wasn't breaking this natural plateau.
Every athlete has a natural genetic limit as to how much muscle
they can carry, even under the most optimal of conditions. Once
that barrier is reached, you're not going to progress any further
naturally. Oh, I've seen very dedicated natural bodybuilders add
5 lbs of lean body mass in a year after having seemingly reached
their full genetic potential. I've also seen a lot of natural bodybuilders
train for years at a time with very little change in their body
whatsoever. For an athlete like this, the temptation to use steroids
becomes greater and greater with each passing month.
So, what happens
when a natural bodybuilder like the one above decides to use steroids?
He grows. In doing so, he smashes the natural barrier and his body
begins to transform. Realistically, how do you ever go back to training
naturally again? We can liken muscular size to crack, it's extremely
addictive. I'm certain that most of you who have already gone over
to the dark side can testify to this. It starts out with a small
cycle, just one to add 15-20 lbs, then you'll quit. After you achieve
your goal, you decide to do another to add a little more weight.
Pretty soon this becomes a vicious cycle with no end in sight. You've
become so desensitized to steroid use that you start taking more
and more risks with your health. You initial goal of weighing a
ripped 215 lbs went out the door 10 cycles ago, now you're shooting
for 300 lbs and trying to score enough cash for that gyno surgery.
REASON #4
Steroid Have Serious Side Effects
Let me ask you
a question? Do you like having a full head of hair? I'm sure the
thought of women's breasts excite you, but what about having a set
of your own? Most importantly, it is your hope to fully enjoy the
golden years of your life, aging gracefully like a fine bottle of
wine? These are all things you need to carefully consider before
using anabolic steroids.
For the most
part, most of the detrimental side effects of anabolic steroids
are not life threatening. Using myself as an example, I'm completely
bald because of steroid use. Now I'm fortunate in that I have a
head that allows me to look attractive as a bald man, I actually
prefer being bald over having hair. However, you probably don't,
especially if you're white like me. As a general rule, white men
look ridiculous bald, the only group that can successfully pull
off the bald look and still look cool are African-Americans.
Most bodybuilders
develop gynocomastia to one degree or another if they use steroids
for long enough. If you've been in a cave somewhere and don't know
what this is, it's the condition commonly referred to as "bitch-tits"
in bodybuilding vernacular. Again, using myself as an example, after
three years of steroid use, I had a nice pair growing. It was so
bad that I couldn't go outside without wearing a shirt, and if I
wore tight clothing (and what other kind is there when you weigh
a muscular 295 lbs?) I had to put tape over my nipples. I was the
butt of endless jokes from my loving friends. Every time we went
out to breakfast and we ordered coffee, the joke was always the
same. "Hey, we don't need any cream, we like to take ours straight
from the tap." If we were out at bars, it was always the same story.
"Hey ladies, if you're ordering a white Russian, don't worry about
the milk, Jason can take care of you." It cost me $5,000 (ok, so
I had my chest lipo'd too) and 6 weeks out of the gym in order to
fix the damage caused by years of steroid abuse.
Other common
side effects include testicular atrophy, acne, edema (water retention),
and a host of other conditions that tend to make you less than attractive.
Now, we've all heard from the mainstream media how these drugs are
killers and how they cause an untold number of deaths every year.
For the longest time, the medical community denied that steroids
even worked to improve athletic performance, effectively destroying
any credibility they might have in trying to educate the public
as to the real dangers of these drugs. Do I think anabolic steroids
are killer drugs? No. However, I know for a fact that long-term
abuse of anabolic steroids will shorten your life, and probably
reduce your quality of life in your senior years. Steroids have
a proven negative effect on cholesterol levels. Steroids will also
cause hypertension in most people. Over time, these two factors
will combine to negatively affect your cardiovascular health.
It's been proven
that most young people are unable to consider the negative long-term
consequences of their actions. However, before you start using steroids,
that's exactly what you need to do. Let's face it, we're not ever
going to see people dropping dead from steroid use, and you can't
overdose on steroids like you can with most recreational drugs.
Having said that, what's your risk to benefit ratio? When you're
sixty years old and undergoing a quadruple bypass, are the rewards
of your steroid use in your youth going to be worth it? I'm not
saying this is definitely going to happen, but it is a realistic
possibility.
I use anabolic
steroids. Am I a hypocrite? After reading this article you might
think so. My goal in writing this is not to scare someone into not
using anabolic steroids, it's to give them a realistic assessment
of the negative consequences of doing so. We live in a drug-culture
that has taught us not to trust Big Brother. I really can't blame
anyone for not trusting the government, media, or medical community
when it comes to information on anabolic steroids. None of these
sources has every done anything to really engender our trust. However,
I think I have, and I want people to know what the possible consequences
of their actions.
I'm 28. Because
of anabolic steroids I'm a twice-convicted felon. I've suffered
from a myriad of steroid-related side effects, and am probably shortening
my life through my continued use of these drugs. However, I was
never blindsided by any of this, I was fully aware of all of the
possible negative ramifications of steroids before I ever swallowed
that first pill or took my first shot. I was totally and utterly
anti-drug before I began my anabolic journey. As such, I thoroughly
researched every aspect of anabolic steroid use before making the
decision to proceed. I think as a group, bodybuilders tend to dismiss
the negative consequences of steroids as so much bullshit, giving
it as much credence as the old "reefer-madness" hysteria. I think
we've been lied to so much that it's created an aura of distrust
and cynicism makes it difficult for many of us to view the subject
objectively. If you're considering using steroids, make an informed
decision. Take the time to thoroughly research all of the consequences,
both good and bad. Remember, knowledge is power.
Copyright
2000 Jason Meuller and Anabolic Extreme. This material may not be
copied, reproduced, or transmitted without the express written permission
of the copyright owners.
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